Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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