Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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