They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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