I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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