your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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