she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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