Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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