covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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