I don't have enough holes for all these australians
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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