Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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