yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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