So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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