go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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