You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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