I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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