What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
