Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I have feelings that need drinking.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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