white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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