do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
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