Christians are straight up FREAKS
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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