but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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