thus making me awesome and them whores
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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