I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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