With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
Randomize
