she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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