If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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