This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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