Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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