Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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