i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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