I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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