So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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