I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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