I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
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I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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