I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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