I can tuck mytits in my pants
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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