i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I want to fling myself into the sun
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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