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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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