Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
My breasts were aching with rage.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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