I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
