I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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