Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
porn star boner night. come get it.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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