Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I'm always down for nudity.
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