kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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