We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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