I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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