Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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