he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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