lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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