It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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