i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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