i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
