none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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