its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
That's how pantless uber rides happen
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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