Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
