Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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