? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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