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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We're too hungover to prance.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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